Dad Jokes

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!